iadoremika Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) Have you ever heard a lyric from a song, thinking to yourself, "what the heck?? :blink:". Welllll...this is the thread for those lyrics. I'll start: " I said sush girl, shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."- Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 Okay, have fun! Edited October 9, 2009 by iadoremika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyD Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 "There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road" ~ Loudon Wainwright III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 "we are golden" - I think it's by that Mika guy? JOKING! I love that song and sing it in my sleep now after doing the video... so does my best friend. I also can't find my iTunes card and I wanted to buy it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 THIS is a great thread idea. "We could fake our deaths to get insurance money, Take on hippy names, I'd be Snowphish you'd be Sunny, We could start a little farm with little white bunnies, Just 'cause watching them copulate is very funny." -Jens Lekman (I actually think it's rather genius, but not your typical song lyric. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I thought you were talking about MJ's "Bad" lyrics. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily B Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 The Bad Touch by Boodhound Gang. Not even gonna write the lyrics cos they probly not allowed in the forum. Flight Of The Conchords - Alby The Racist Dragon If Ur Into It Bowie - do u use those pointy nipples as teliscopic antena Bret You Got It Going On Shes so Hot boom Leggy Blonde Foux Da Fa Fa Mermaids Carol Brown I'm Freaky - Lets take a photo of a goat on a boat Petrov, Yelena and me Angels Femident Toothpaste You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute Sugar Lumps - U might think my pants got the mumps they look so good thats why I keep em in the front The Veils - Not Yet The White Stripes - I wanna be the boy to warm your mothers heart Icky Thump Cant be bothered adding more lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Have you ever heard a lyric from a song, thinking to yourself, "what the heck?? :blink:". Welllll...this is the thread for those lyrics. I'll start: " I said sush girl, shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."- Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 Okay, have fun! i absoloutely HATE those lyrics too! I find it so disrespectful to Helen Keller, she was a great and insparational woman. I really hate that song 'Staceys Mom' by Fountains of Wayne. And the video. ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice.loves.mika Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Any lyrics by BASSHUNTER. My God they are so BAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inbar_assaf Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 "Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them trying to catch a ball- Olympics... Special Olympics..." and it goes on an on- its has to be the meanest funniest thing ive heard in a while by Stephen Lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Cheeky girls anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inbar_assaf Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 the entire lyrics for Radar (britney spears) lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Basically anything from this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daydreambeliever Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 "My life would suck without you." Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 Who's heard "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih? It's SO bad. SO bad, in fact, that this Jeremih character needs to be punched in the kneecap for writing such a sh***y song. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Anything by Joey Moe could be nominated here "If I Want To" is probably the worst of them though, having lovely lines like this: It's Friday night, lookin' for some companygrindin' on a chick, feelin' on her booty he knows theres nothing wrong with some nudity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I actually really cringe every time I sing the line "Pick you up like a paper cup, gonna shake the water out of every nook" from Billy Brown. And I'm sorry if I've just misquoted. I've got the theme music from The Heffalump movie going in the background and I can't think. But I'm pretty sure you know which one I mean. As for other groups... I'll think on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Have you ever heard a lyric from a song, thinking to yourself, "what the heck?? :blink:". Welllll...this is the thread for those lyrics. I'll start: " I said sush girl, shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."- Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 Okay, have fun! hahahahaha omw that song has the strangest words! but whenever its on i sing along!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains (maybe the guy was Mr.Magoo! ) Shakira - Whenever, Wherever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droopsy Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Begin to eat the dust of Baja California It's a great pleasure It's a great, great pleasure It's a great pleasure to have all of you here today But I thought you all might begin your tour here Senator welcome to our microphones Is there anything of yours that we can keep as a memento of this visit? Take California Take California (4x) That's alright (8x) ---- Okay so the lyrics aren't the most important thing in this song but still I was just listening to that song when I saw this thread, so it seemed appropriate to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nix--cis-f. Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 You're my doll,rock'n'roll Feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here,touch me there,hanky panky Aqua-Barbie girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I don't think about the lyrics so much now as I have gotten used to them, but I first heard "Love Game" in my friends car when we were on our way to a Theme Park, and I had no idea it was Lady GaGa singing it. I just remember cringing when I heard the lyrics "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." I was like WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nix--cis-f. Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I don't think about the lyrics so much now as I have gotten used to them, but I first heard "Love Game" in my friends car when we were on our way to a Theme Park, and I had no idea it was Lady GaGa singing it. I just remember cringing when I heard the lyrics "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." I was like WTF Those lyrics are okay,but "Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid" from the same song are hilarious Btw I love Lady Gaga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Those lyrics are okay,but "Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid" from the same song are hilarious Btw I love Lady Gaga oh yeah and that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droopsy Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I don't think about the lyrics so much now as I have gotten used to them, but I first heard "Love Game" in my friends car when we were on our way to a Theme Park, and I had no idea it was Lady GaGa singing it. I just remember cringing when I heard the lyrics "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." I was like WTF I loved that!! I actually hate the lyrics to she wolf: There’s a she wolf in the closet, Open up and set her free (auuuuuu..) There’s a she wolf in the closet, Let it out so it can breath (inhales, exhales) Especially with that horrible AAAAUUUWWWWWHOOOOO noise she makes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Lucky that my breasts are small and humbleSo you don't confuse them with mountains (maybe the guy was Mr.Magoo! ) Shakira - Whenever, Wherever I was going to post that one! Sooo funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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