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WONKALAND PART IV / 1/2 - Desperately waiting for TOOL part II due to mfc downtime


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I wonder what would i do if my tool was that big...

 

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It wouldn't fit my tight pants, though...

 

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How do you guys do it? Where d0 you keep it when wearing tight pants???

 

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Dear Mika, where, oh where, is your TOOL?

Is it hidden out of sight?

Does it really hate the light?

Or are you just being cruel?

 

Dear Mika, why keep us all in suspense?

Because we really want to see,

How big your TOOL will be,

But you're still sitting on the fence.

 

Dear Mika, if you don't get your TOOL out,

We're gonna get it out for you,

That's exactly what we'll do,

No matter how much you shout.

 

Dear Mika, when we see the famous TOOL,

We're all gonna cheer for it,

Even if there's an eyeball on it,

Coz we know you like eyeballs as a rule.

 

So Mika, paint on it what suits you,

eyeballs, elephants in pink,

Or just your kitchin sink,

We don't mind, we need your TOOL, that's true!

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Dear Mika, where, oh where, is your TOOL?

Is it hidden out of sight?

Does it really hate the light?

Or are you just being cruel?

 

Dear Mika, why keep us all in suspense?

Because we really want to see,

How big your TOOL will be,

But you're still sitting on the fence.

 

Dear Mika, if you don't get your TOOL out,

We're gonna get it out for you,

That's exactly what we'll do,

No matter how much you shout.

 

Dear Mika, when we see the famous TOOL,

We're all gonna cheer for it,

Even if there's an eyeball on it,

Coz we know you like eyeballs as a rule.

 

So Mika, paint on it what suits you,

eyeballs, elephants in pink,

Or just your kitchin sink,

We don't mind, we need your TOOL, that's true!

 

OMG :floor::floor::floor:

You crack me up :floor:

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Dear Mika, where, oh where, is your TOOL?

Is it hidden out of sight?

Does it really hate the light?

Or are you just being cruel?

 

Dear Mika, why keep us all in suspense?

Because we really want to see,

How big your TOOL will be,

But you're still sitting on the fence.

 

Dear Mika, if you don't get your TOOL out,

We're gonna get it out for you,

That's exactly what we'll do,

No matter how much you shout.

 

Dear Mika, when we see the famous TOOL,

We're all gonna cheer for it,

Even if there's an eyeball on it,

Coz we know you like eyeballs as a rule.

 

So Mika, paint on it what suits you,

eyeballs, elephants in pink,

Or just your kitchin sink,

We don't mind, we need your TOOL, that's true!

 

This is truly a masterpiece :clap: :clap:

An so true :lmfao: :lmfao: :floor: :floor:

It should be in the poetry section of our next yearbook :das::mikadas:

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Dear Mika, where, oh where, is your TOOL?

Is it hidden out of sight?

Does it really hate the light?

Or are you just being cruel?

 

Dear Mika, why keep us all in suspense?

Because we really want to see,

How big your TOOL will be,

But you're still sitting on the fence.

 

Dear Mika, if you don't get your TOOL out,

We're gonna get it out for you,

That's exactly what we'll do,

No matter how much you shout.

 

Dear Mika, when we see the famous TOOL,

We're all gonna cheer for it,

Even if there's an eyeball on it,

Coz we know you like eyeballs as a rule.

 

So Mika, paint on it what suits you,

eyeballs, elephants in pink,

Or just your kitchin sink,

We don't mind, we need your TOOL, that's true!

OMG :shocked: The Naughty Corner it's not enough for that!! :shocked::mf_rosetinted:

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Dear Mika, where, oh where, is your TOOL?

Is it hidden out of sight?

Does it really hate the light?

Or are you just being cruel?

 

Dear Mika, why keep us all in suspense?

Because we really want to see,

How big your TOOL will be,

But you're still sitting on the fence.

 

Dear Mika, if you don't get your TOOL out,

We're gonna get it out for you,

That's exactly what we'll do,

No matter how much you shout.

 

Dear Mika, when we see the famous TOOL,

We're all gonna cheer for it,

Even if there's an eyeball on it,

Coz we know you like eyeballs as a rule.

 

So Mika, paint on it what suits you,

eyeballs, elephants in pink,

Or just your kitchin sink,

We don't mind, we need your TOOL, that's true!

 

:shocked:

 

 

 

 

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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