Oakie Doke Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Kelzy, just a few more minutes and "demented body clock" Aaurora will be up *looks at time* *wonders whether it's more demented to get up ridiculously early, or to go to bed ridiculously late* *wonders why the weird "everything in the asterisks" trend* *goes to bed for real this time* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?___ We call it kai see stoner these days (and we still have Mum's curry with peas and sultanas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I'm going to bed Laughing.. that's always a good thing!! *insert thumbs up here, cos she was lazy and used the quick reply option and doesn't remember the shortcut * Goodnight!! *looks forward to crazy posts to read tomorrow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? _____________________________ _____ Aw c'mon, even a real Aussie doesn't know that! 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. Remove wrapper (too chewy otherwise) place whole item in mouth(extra points if sideways) _____________________________ _____ 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? _______________________________ ____ Doesn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?____ Yes - chunderlicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Good grief, this is taking forever! *takes deep breath and continues* *having noticed that Aussies seem to put everything in asterisks* *though can't see why* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? _____________________________ _____ Wouldn't have room for other people's meat, mate 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? _____________________________ _____ Veggies? Scrape them off, there's more room for the relish 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?____ Lawn mower - well, I've got some sheep; pair of thongs - wearing some right now; Ugg boots - well no, but like I said, I've got some sheep, reckon I could knock up a pair in an arvo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? _____________________________ _____ I can prang a car doing anything 19. Who would you like to crack on to? _____________________________ _____ Are you joking? What fan site is this? 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? ____ Sorry, but it has to be Casey Stoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?____ Too right, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test 22. What does sinkin piss at a mate’s joint and gettin paralised mean?_ A bloody great night out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Finished - can I go and lie down now - my brain hurts. Please can I be an honorary Aussie now? *Oops - forgot the asterisks* *please please please?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themetalmunchkin Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I'VE DONE IT MWAHAHAHAHA, After much work I finally have got my family to love Mika... Mum hated him... and now thanks to BG on RAGE, she apparentally really loves the song... I think I almost passed out... and then later on she started singing it in a non-mocking way! Today shall be known as the day I_no_longer_have_to_take_sh*t_from_my_mother_for_having_a_Mika_obsession! I WISH MY MOTHER WOULD LIKE MIKA SHE THINKS HE SOUNDS WORSE THEN A BUDGIE ON A REALLY LONG CHIRPING CALLLED HIGH SRETCHING WHEN EVER MIKA COMES ON THE RADIO I TURN HIM UP MUM ALWAYS TURNS HIM DOWN SO U CAN BARELLY HEAR HIM:thumbdown: :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themetalmunchkin Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Staring at the back of your head through the cage thinking "what's he got that we haven't got :tears:" you just had to put the crying face actully they sit as the closet they can to the laptop and chirp one day i was on the mikamasitc thread i live there and a really nice picture was on the screen i turned the screen around and they shut up quick ryane jump to the front perch and tried to pock his little head around to look at the screen at least mika dosnt bite hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themetalmunchkin Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Good grief, this is taking forever! *takes deep breath and continues* *having noticed that Aussies seem to put everything in asterisks* *though can't see why* its an aussie thang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaurora Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Finished - can I go and lie down now - my brain hurts. Please can I be an honorary Aussie now? *Oops - forgot the asterisks* *please please please?* Are you sure you're from England, mate? You're a bloody good Aussie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanya K Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Finished - can I go and lie down now - my brain hurts. Please can I be an honorary Aussie now? *Oops - forgot the asterisks* *please please please?* Brilliant answers.....I think you're half Australian already:thumb_yello: ...Hi btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolene Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Hi Jolene...bummer that you missed it:thumbdown:....they're showing the Glastonbury Festival on Good Friday and using Mika and Lily Allen to advertise it, so we might get some good stuff off that Thanks for the heads up! Will record it. Hi ppls.. Who wants to torture their eyes? Madonna (or "Madoona" for those of the Melzy persuasion..) gets her "diesel dyke" on for her new album coverghh: Me no likey.. Kenzie asked "who's that guy?' LOL! Look at what I found (can't be bothered uploading seperate) http://borkweb.com/story/wtf-hax I clearly typed in "myspace layouts" .. but whatever, worthwhile anyway That's gold That's it. 'Disco Inferno' is over!! On the one hand I'm happy because I finally have my life back but on the other hand I'm really sad because I will never be doing it again. Oh, that's sad, but you will always have such awesome memories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanya K Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I'm going to bed Laughing.. that's always a good thing!! *insert thumbs up here, cos she was lazy and used the quick reply option and doesn't remember the shortcut * Goodnight!! *looks forward to crazy posts to read tomorrow* What's the meaning of this.....going to bed so early is not the Aussie way.....what a light weight....tee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Good grief, this is taking forever! *takes deep breath and continues* *having noticed that Aussies seem to put everything in asterisks* *though can't see why* *isn't sure what you are referring to* *wonders if it's in reference to when we think or do actions* *shrugs* Finished - can I go and lie down now - my brain hurts. Please can I be an honorary Aussie now? *Oops - forgot the asterisks* *please please please?* I think you could replace a few of the Aussies and no one would notice!!!!!!!! RBSKY!!! I do believe we have a winner!! you just had to put the crying face actully they sit as the closet they can to the laptop and chirp one day i was on the mikamasitc thread i live there and a really nice picture was on the screen i turned the screen around and they shut up quick ryane jump to the front perch and tried to pock his little head around to look at the screen at least mika dosnt bite hehe that's so sweet.. Birds are attracted to Mika I'm sure he'll be pleased to know this. Are you sure you're from England, mate? You're a bloody good Aussie! I agree What's the meaning of this.....going to bed so early is not the Aussie way.....what a light weight....tee hee hee 5 hours sleep <<thumbs up!!!! (( thumb_yello in :'s *memorises* )) Good morningk Everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ju-Ju Lea Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Mornink Kelz! How are you this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Good JJ!! How are you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyy oh keeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy *yodels* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Finished - can I go and lie down now - my brain hurts. Please can I be an honorary Aussie now? *Oops - forgot the asterisks* *please please please?* I loved your answers.... we should give these tests more often Only problem that stuck out for me was 16 (i think... the vegetable hamburger one) The point of the lot is to have salad.... and by law beetroot should be part of it If you want it without salad you order it plain Anyways..... welcome, welcome and welcome And hello all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ju-Ju Lea Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Good JJ!! How are you?? Annoyed, I lost my voice at work last Friday cause of rude morotic children *glares* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ju-Ju Lea Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I loved your answers.... we should give these tests more often Only problem that stuck out for me was 16 (i think... the vegetable hamburger one) The point of the lot is to have salad.... and by law beetroot should be part of it If you want it without salad you order it plain Anyways..... welcome, welcome and welcome And hello all Soa! *pats head cause she's bored, then attacks with evil upside down stars* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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