rilo8913 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 So....? Me: "Mika geez dawg git yo pimp kine. It kin open up thet oytster foo." Mika: "Aight! Fry mah hide! Hold yo houn'dogs foo! Fry mah hide!" Cold G: "So, how yo' ind up hyar?" Me: "Mah boat scooted outta pimp a six pack an' a hella sto'm picked up. Whut in tarnation's up witchew foo?" Cold G: "ah was tryin t'git t'some place pimpin fo' realz." Me: "ah like yo ice." *Mika returns wif th' pimp kine* Mika: "Aight 'ere it is, fooz." Me: "Vell it's ebuoot teeme, Meeka!" Peej: "Gimme 'ere that pimp cane riznight now, right, I want ta open this fin'." Mika: "Aight, 'ere yer go." *Peej whacks oyster* Peej: "Bloody hizzle, open!!!" *oyster opens* Me: "Nutheeng..." Mika: "Dizzarn it I wanted ta makes a new grillz wit tha pearl." Peej: "Mika, right, I'm gonna beyotch slap yer, yer already 'ave enough grillz ta fill an entire bloomin' 'izouse!" *a map of the island floats ashore... in a bottle... but then a croc grabs it with its teeth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Mika: "Aight 'ere it is, fooz."Me: "Vell it's ebuoot teeme, Meeka!" Peej: "Gimme 'ere that pimp cane riznight now, right, I want ta open this fin'." Mika: "Aight, 'ere yer go." *Peej whacks oyster* Peej: "Bloody hizzle, open!!!" *oyster opens* Me: "Nutheeng..." Mika: "Dizzarn it I wanted ta makes a new grillz wit tha pearl." Peej: "Mika, right, I'm gonna beyotch slap yer, yer already 'ave enough grillz ta fill an entire bloomin' 'izouse!" *a map of the island floats ashore... in a bottle... but then a croc grabs it with its teeth* *All three gasped and stared at the croc* *Peej whacks the crocs head with the pimp cane.* Peej: "Wut, eh, luv? It wo'ked fo' de oyster! Right on!" Mika: "Daaang, as enny fool kin plainly see. He's sho'nuff has a nice set of grillz foo." Peej: "Dawgone right 'e does. Leave 'im alone foo 'e's gonna be might angry." *Cold G grabs the bottle and tries to pull the cork out of it* Cold G: "Yo homies! It's stuck! Fry mah hide! ah cain't git it." Mika: "Whack dat biznatch wid de pimp kine! Right on!" *Cold G hits the bottle on a rock and pulls out the papers from inside.* Cold G: It says, "hearts, stars, houn'dogshoes, clovahs an' blue moons yer suck on this hyar lousy islan' boo freakin' hoo." Mika: "Some foo gots a sense uh hoomah, whut's t'oda' one say?" *Cold G looks at the other paper and pauses....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 BOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Any chance of a translation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilo8913 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 To tide all of you over until the next installment I leave you with.... Any chance of a translation? Put on the Magical Purple Gangsta Fedora and you'll be speakin' and readin' gangsta-swedish-redneck-cockney in no time, um de hur de hur de hur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 To tide all of you over until the next installment I leave you with.... Put on the Magical Purple Gangsta Fedora and you'll be speakin' and readin' gangsta-swedish-redneck-cockney in no time, um de hur de hur de hur. Fry mah hide you forgot "jive" too. Right on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilo8913 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Fry mah hide you forgot "jive" too. Right on! Well fry mah hide and put it on a biscuit, I sure darn diddly did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotoJenic Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Well fry mah hide and put it on a biscuit, I sure darn diddly did. Nah. I'd rather fry mah hide and give a dog a bone because this old man went rolling home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 To tide all of you over until the next installment I leave you with.... Put on the Magical Purple Gangsta Fedora and you'll be speakin' and readin' gangsta-swedish-redneck-cockney in no time, um de hur de hur de hur. Ummmmm... I'll take your word for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Ummmmm... I'll take your word for it... *muffled laugh* Very gangsta............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateus Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 ha ha well this thread is taking a bizarre yet enjoyable turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwalk174 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 i didn't even know this thread existed.... i miss reading all the lovely and sometimes romantic stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika's girlfriend Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Ummmmmmmm............ jejeje i would make a loooot of things :das: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kateus Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 i didn't even know this thread existed.... i miss reading all the lovely and sometimes romantic stories yes *cough* bonjourmika where r u nd ur beautiful tales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ju-Ju Lea Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I know what I'd do if I was stranded on a deserted island with Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokwicket Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 OMG!!! me and Mika on a desert island my stomach has got butterflies just thinking about it!! Well... apart from the obvious which would be amazing under the stars on the beach WOWWWWW:jawdrop: I think my time would be fantastic as we all know how witty and charming Mika is and I could just spend the day looking at his beautiful face, that would do me just fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Owns Me Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 OMG!!! me and Mika on a desert island my stomach has got butterflies just thinking about it!! Well... apart from the obvious which would be amazing under the stars on the beach WOWWWWW:jawdrop: I think my time would be fantastic as we all know how witty and charming Mika is and I could just spend the day looking at his beautiful face, that would do me just fine! oh I thought you just said "he would do me just fine" sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovehats Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 oh I thought you just said "he would do me just fine" sorry Ooh, you r so chicken hmm...... it might be true it is true ? i lay with him, he lay with me under the stars, and we put stars in our eyes do all the things lovers do, devine kisses like heart bruises ... if he could be mine :hugkiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokwicket Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 oh I thought you just said "he would do me just fine" sorry Yeah that could be true aswell! and we would have lots & lots & lots& lots & lots & lots of chicken together!! lol:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokwicket Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Is anyone still interested in stranded on a desert island thread, its just that i'm new to MFC and have loved reading all the other stories on here, and I have just written a story today, if anyone is still interested I will post it 2morrow, its quite romantic but a bit dirty too. Let me know if u want it? I enjoyed writing it thats for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipoplollipops Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 well, I do ! what r all sweet mummies up to ! holy husbands! Hello, Mummy above, Mika doesn't look like ewok, he looks like a little sheep, i want to give him a hug do u think u r allowed to do that, alone with Mika on a desert island ? you can have dessert with him, hmm, that's all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokwicket Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Ok I will post story 2morrow haven't got time now. Ewoks are cute too they need cuddles same as sheep. I love chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with Mika would be amazing!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipoplollipops Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I agree with you from head to toe, mummy ! I mean chicken love heart, heart love chicken, love heart chicken ? Mika and Ewok are all heart races P.S. if your fantasy contains breastfeeding (i saw it somewhere, i dropped my crisps to the floor ) could you please delete it ? thanks very much ! i heart you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewokwicket Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 It wasn't me with the breast fedding thing! I'm looking 4ward to writing my story 2morrow, it made me quite:wink2: :starwars: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipoplollipops Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 It wasn't me with the breast fedding thing!I'm looking 4ward to writing my story 2morrow, it made me quite:wink2: :starwars: wa, me too will check it tomorrow, that's for sure i was thinking something silly ...... it was chicken breast i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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