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Some girlfriends of my mother were having dinner over here a few months ago, and my mom told them that I was going to mika's concert. They're all like 50 years old or something.

And I was standing in the kitchen. And I heard a friend when my mom told that: "MIKA? OMG! He is reaaaly handsome! Saw a poster of him at my daughters room"

10 minutes later they were all upstairs at the computer googling him. :roftl:

My mom and a few friends: "Oh he really is! Now I understand why Barbara (me) is all over him. He's quite "sexy" isn't he?" And all these ladies agreed and giggled. It was too funny.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha! :lmfao: This is brilliant!

 

*pulls up message history*

 

My friend: Hey I heard something on the radio today about Mika touring.

Me: OMFG! whaaaaaaaat? WHERE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? EXPLAIN YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY!

My friend: Hahaha not really I just wanted a big response from you, lol

Me: I hate you.

 

 

Ah, I was just looking for another bit from her and here's this also: Hahaha Mika just started playing "big girl you are beautiful" and my Dad said "I like this song, its micka isnt it?" hahahaha

(If you knew what her dad is like, you would find this as hilarious as we did a the time :naughty:)

 

Me: there was a thing about his wiki on mfc a few weeks ago. thought i might add that :naughty: he really looks exactly like mika in his wiki picture :roftl:

Same friend: BAH! Gotye is Gotye, gotye is no one but brilliant Gotye! Not tiny petite little Mika!

Me: :lmfao: tiny petite little mika?

Friend: Mika is tiny and petite and wears lady jeans, lol. But is a musical genius I will give you that. Lol. Gotye is tall and massive.

Me: Mika is most certainly taller than Gotye!

Friend: But he is soo tiny? Isnt he? He can wear skinnier jeans than I can, lol.

 

:lmfao:

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My mum after seeing a siggy of Mika:

 

Mum: Is that Mika?

 

Me: Yes

 

Mum: He is very old for you

 

Me: No, he´s only 24 (before his b-day) and btw I´m not dating him

 

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Today at a family dinner talking about "I need a boyfriend..."

 

My aunt: "She only wants to date someone who likes... what´s the name of the singer you like?

 

Me: Mika

 

Aunt: Yeah, she only wants to date someone who likes Mika!

 

my cousin's mother-in-law: Who is Mika?

 

Me a little bit pissed of what my aunt said: He´s a singer

 

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My boss looking at my bag where I had three Mika buttons...

 

He: Oh, you´ve got 3 gay men on your bag!

 

Me: :furious: It´s the same person and he´s not gay!!

 

I really hate when people say Mika is gay!! I don´t care if he is or not but I just hate it!

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"Aw,Mika,my love,I'd f*** him"-my friend...i was like :blink: when i heard her.

"Mika is that 1 who sings that "relax,take it eeeeeeeeeeeasy...omg,how he does that?"-my (newest) friend

"well he has good songs,and he has sweet curly hair ..."-my sister

"that's all nice"-my dad bout him and his songs

(and "I hate mika"-:sneaky2:smn from my school wrote that on the desk:sneaky2:)

 

that's all i can remember right now:biggrin2:

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinted:)

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinted:)

Did you say THAT to your teacher??? :shocked::shocked::boxed:

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinted:)

 

ow....i'd fight with my teacher if she'd say sth like that.....and did u really say that??:thumb_yello::naughty:

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ow....i'd fight with my teacher if she'd say sth like that.....and did u really say that??:thumb_yello::naughty:

 

It was a man. And yes, I did.

 

Still serves him right though.:naughty: (Your teacher gets mad at strange things.)

Was it in a lesson?

Well.. I think I shouldn't have said the 'shut up'.. :blush-anim-cl:

It was in a lesson, yes.. and everyone looked at me.. but yeah, it was for Mika! :naughty:

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinted:)

Is your teacher a man, or a woman? Because I find that it's MEN who tend to think Mika sounds like a girl. Women don't tend to think that. I happen to think ordinary men are jealous of Mika. Let's face it, Mika is FAR from ordinary! He has the X Y and Z Factor! Ordinary men just cannot compete with him, so they diss him when they get the chance. But it just makes THEM seem pathetic.

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Is your teacher a man, or a woman? Because I find that it's MEN who tend to think Mika sounds like a girl. Women don't tend to think that. I happen to think ordinary men are jealous of Mika. Let's face it, Mika is FAR from ordinary! He has the X Y and Z Factor! Ordinary men just cannot compete with him, so they diss him when they get the chance. But it just makes THEM seem pathetic.

 

It's a man. And I totaly agree with you! :thumb_yello::naughty:

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinted:)

 

wait you have the ringtone for that?! I WANT IT!

 

PUH-LEASE PM IT TO ME!

 

WAHHHH! WAAALABOOCA! LA BOOCMACA!!

 

 

 

i sing now li-dis....when im in the studio. its betta like dis..

 

 

Mo: What are you doing? What the foc?

 

Mika: Noffing....noffing! NOFFING!

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:das: yeah...just english....you should just sing : "cuz i don't care..." :naughty:

 

I have to finish it before tomorrow.. Well, I already did.. :naughty: I'm looking forward giving it to the teacher saying 'Here you are, it wasn't that hard, tho' cuz he thought he gave me something really hard. :roftl:

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I had this little 'chat' with my teacher..

 

My phone: Waaaaaaaaaaa lapuka pukamaka!

The teacher: What is that? :shocked:

Me: It's uhhmm.. *me turning red* sort of.. a scream.. by Mika.. And, uhmm, it's my ringtone..

The teacher: Mika.. isn't that that gay guy singing with a woman voice?

Me: He isn't gay! And he isn't singing like a woman! :mad3:

The teacher: Okay, but.. why is he screaming like that?

Me: Well.. he finds it funny.. *me changing subject* Did you ever hear any Mika songs?

Theacher: Grace Kelly, and I first tought it was a woman singing.

Me: Okay, now stop it! He is cool and amazing, and he's handsome and makes me happy! So shut up! (I got really angry, and I had to leave the class, but it was really cool. :mf_rosetinte:)

 

Congrats! :clap:

 

 

You have that as your ringtone??! I want it too!! Where did you find it??!

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