Sephira Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 This article is a joke but it's really fun:roftl: The Dailymash it's news to us MIKA'S VOICE CAN CURE CANCER, SAY DOCS 30-11-09 A PATIENT suffering from colon cancer has become the first to have their tumour destroyed by Mika's voice, it was confirmed last night. An excruciatingly painful course of MikaSpecialists played songs from the singer's last album Let Me Annoy the **** Out of You through an ultrasound device until the cancer cells started imploding violently. Oncologist Professor Bill McKay said: "The glass-cutting falsetto on Happy Clappy Bellend and I Love Boys (But Not In That Way) were most effective in reversing the tumour's growth. "The intense pitch and frequency of the noise irritated the cancer cells until they effectively started to commit suicide. "Indeed a member of the surgical team had to be replaced half way through the procedure after he tried to saw his own head off." He added: "It seems that Mika's voice is a bit like intensive radiation therapy, in the sense that it induces copious projectile vomiting and makes all your teeth fall out." Meanwhile scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland are to conduct a series of experiments in a bid to capture the energy released by incredibly annoying music. Dr Tom Logan said: "We're going to mix Morrissey's Suedehead with REM's Shiny Happy People. The only downside is that it may cause a molecular paradox that will unravel the very fabric of the cosmos. "Of course in the process it will also unravel the very fabric of Mika, but isn't that what we all want?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Um...right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nielo Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm afraid I fail to see the funny part of this article... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia4u Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm afraid I fail to see the funny part of this article... me too , i just see it as insulting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngievV Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Look at ma face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop Love Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm afraid I fail to see the funny part of this article... unfortunately people make fun of all subjects, all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I don't see how making fun of a singer, no matter who he/she/it might be, using such a painful and deadly disease as cancer may be funny to anyone... Shame on who wrote it, and Sephira, don't take it too personally but you should think a bit before opening threads with such cruel contents' reviews like this.. It's not funny to joke about sickness!!! If this person only knew what people have to put through he'd never use this to "sound funny"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cibele Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Too bad Mika's voice can't cure idiots the world would be better place to live, like Michael used to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Too bad Mika's voice can't cure idiots the world would be better place to live, like Michael used to say too true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'm a bit down about these thoughtless reviews and snide digs at Mika all the time, sometimes it's not just at his music, they dig at everything about him, I know it comes with the territory, and you have to get thickskinned pretty fast to do the job, I know I sure couldnt hack this sh*t for sure. I'm sure it's partly jelousy just cos he DOES have the full wack and some uggbug, beer-bellied, dog-breathed, billy-no-mates, on tuppence a week who sits behind a puter screen thinking he is king of the world puts out HIS crappy opinion on him and calls it a review sick of them all now pfft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Thing is, i can take a bad review, not a cruel one written by a retarded who luckily never got closely in touch with such a thing as cancer... Yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camille* Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wow i usually laugh about a lot of things, but i can´t see anything funny in this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellody Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 i found this article earlier but only posted it on the ms+twitter update thread, as i didn't want to open a new one for it. well, i wouldn't see it as funny altogether, but it IS in fact so stupid that all you can do is laugh about it. it didn't make me lol, but i was more like than - it's a satirical website, and you can't expect them to write anything positive. here's the original link, so you can see what sort of website that is: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/mika's-voice-can-cure-cancer%2c-say-docs-200911302268/ ... not my kind of humour, i also never really liked MAD magazine or anything like that... but well, there are many ppl who do. what i like about the article though is the picture that comes with it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 what i like about the article though is the picture that comes with it: Mmm, yes. This thread needed this picture to cheer it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Mmm, yes. This thread needed this picture to cheer it up. Someone bring in a few more pictures then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Someone bring in a few more pictures then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :wub2: That picture is love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :wub2: That picture is love. 100% agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 100% agreed. Is it from the Montreal gig? All of those photos are sooooooo hot. It's nice to be able to come here and see pictures of Mika from the NA tour shirtless because the duration of the area of the gig the smoke machine was blasted directly at me and louise (yes us 2, not the people beside us, my mom still got an eyeful of mika stripping in his astronaut suit, but nope not the actual MFCers ) I just screamed my face off even though I could only make out some of him then before I knew it relax started and, hey where's mika? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipopgirl83 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Is it from the Montreal gig? All of those photos are sooooooo hot. It's nice to be able to come here and see pictures of Mika from the NA tour shirtless because the duration of the area of the gig the smoke machine was blasted directly at me and louise (yes us 2, not the people beside us, my mom still got an eyeful of mika stripping in his astronaut suit, but nope not the actual MFCers ) I just screamed my face off even though I could only make out some of him then before I knew it relax started and, hey where's mika? LA baby! That one was in front of MY face. Psshhh, that's dumb. Stupid smoke machine. You knew he was there though, right in front of you, and that is what matters. Haha, time seems to go all wonky during a Mika gig...you hardly have time to process what is going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Someone bring in a few more pictures then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 This isn't good satire at all. It's not clever and it's not funny. Is it from the Montreal gig? All of those photos are sooooooo hot. It's LA. The pic came from the Ice Cream Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolliepop_girl Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I thik it's funny. I don't see they're making fun of cancer, only making fun of Mika. I think he might find the silliness a little funny. I know I'd like to saw my own head off when listening to some musical acts *cough*Miley/Hannah*Cough* and we all know that Mika is musical marmite so we just have to take the lovers with the haters. Honestly, I don't find cancer funny at ALL but as I said, I don't find that this is ABOUT cancer as much as it is about Mika. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 LA baby! That one was in front of MY face. Psshhh, that's dumb. Stupid smoke machine. You knew he was there though, right in front of you, and that is what matters. Haha, time seems to go all wonky during a Mika gig...you hardly have time to process what is going on... And there's no smoke either, jealousy to the max! Yeah.. I mean, he is gorgeous whether you think so or not, but all my mom cared about was his bum. Yeah and it doesn't help when he is hiding behind the set and everyone's like It's an amazing narcotic-induesed feeling though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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